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Diana had been employed in State Government work for over 20 years! A long time! But, as we all know, working in Government is one of the most rewarding jobs there is. This story is a bout a typical day in the life of a women in government service. |
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This paragraph is by Randy
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The alarm clock be Diana's bed rang loudly as her hand slapped down the snooze button. Morning already she sighed. |
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This paragraph is by m.
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Then she turned round and fell asleep. When she woke up again she found that it was already 10 O'clock a.m. She also realized that she might loose her job if she went to work this late. So Diana decide to phone up at work and tell that she was sick, she didn't feel too goo about it. |
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This paragraph is by Dave
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Practicing her best "I am Sick voice" she nervously dialed the telephone. Please let the secretery (not the boss) anser the phone she thought. |
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This paragraph is by Mandy
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Betsy, the secretary answered, thank god. Diana told Betsy that she wasn't feeling well and had gone to an early doctor's appointment that morning. She mentioned that she had been diagnosed with mononucleosis and would have to take the next several weeks off from work. "Oh really? Our boss, Mr. Cardez, called in 20 minutes ago. It turns out he has mono, too." "Oh yeah?" Diana replied. "Hey, isn't that the kissing disease?" Betsy asked. "I guess so." "I knew it! I knew you two were getting it on." "I don't know what you are talking about!" Diana abruptly hung up the phone. Great, her fib had accidentally given away her office affair. One that had ended badly less than a week ago. Now she feared she might actually come down with mono. What would she do? |
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This paragraph is by Genevieve
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Diana decided to do what she always did when she was anxious. Eat. She also did this when she was happy, sad, angry - actually just about all the time. After several attempts she managed to roll out of bed and to the kitchen. "OINK! OINK! OINnnnnnnkk-ka-tang!" Diana threw the electric piggie from the fridge down the hall. She thought it was cute at first and might actually help her lose weight, but fifteen pounds later proved otherwise. She found nothing appealing in the fridge. "If I weren't so lazy, I'd go to the store..." she thought. She checked the freezer. "Ice-o-pop...what is that? Soy burgers, yeah right...Ahhh...fudge ripple!" Diana managed to find some old ice cream buried in the freezer. She opened it up - freezer burn! What would she do? |
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This paragraph is by Mandy
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Diana found a couple of old crullers she had left out from the day before. She decided she'd only take a few small bites, but she ended up eating both of them. She looked out her window and noticed her neighbor's SUV sitting in the driveway. The doors were open and there were a bunch of grocery bags sitting on the seats. Diana crept closer to the window. She waited a moment. Her neighbor, Miss Gruber, returned to the SUV and carried two more bags into the house. Diana pounced, she opened the door and quickly made her way across the street. She selected the largest bag and quickly made her way back to her house - commando style. When it came to the special forces of food snatching, she was Delta all the way - the elite of the elite. She examined her catch. Peanut Butter! Brownie mix! Matzah... Doritos! Gefilte fish... Taco shells! Knishes? While sitting on the kitchen floor, Diana alternated between chomping down taco shells and wolfing down brownie mix. The brownie mix made her smile, laugh, and giggle the most. By the time she had finished, Diana had brownie mix all over her face, hands, and shirt. She should probably clean up, but she was to tired. She needed to take a nice nap on the kitchen floor before she tried anything strenuous like moving. |
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She awoke to the sound of the doorbell ringing.She strained herself up as she rose from the floor. She clumsily walked toward the door as she looked through her peep-hole; she realized that it was the neighbor from across the street, from whom she stole groceries from. She panicked and decided not to answer the door. Instead she raced up the stairs as fast as she could, trying to avoid stumbling over herself. Finally, as she reached the top she heard,"Diana, come out with your hands up! You are under arrest!". |
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This paragraph is by Doug
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Now in a panic she realized her actions were a huge mistake. I should have just gone to work she thought to herself as she turned the lock to open the door and let the police in. As the door opened and Diana viewed the stranger on the step, she gasped! You're not the polive she exclaimed! |
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This paragraph is by brandon
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"No, I'm not", the man said. "I'm ATF, you are under arrest for murder, drug trafficing and illegal weapons possesion." "Who died?" "I'd advise you not to speak until I've read you your rights. You have the right to remain silent, should you give up this right..." His voice faded into the back of Diana's mind. Working for the FBI was one thing, but breaking the law while being a federal agent was another,(she was screwed to put it lightly) and she didn't know who would be harder on her- the judge or the inmates. |
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This paragraph is by Mizuki
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"But EXCUSE ME, who died? Have you gone to the right door?" |
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This paragraph is by Lisa
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"I'm at the right door. Your boss and lover has been found. Dead." |
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"Really?" |
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This paragraph is by Jo
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'yes' 'What are you talking about??? I haven't even been to work today!!!!' ............. Diana awoke from the cold hard floor of the kitchen. She had brownie mix in her hair, so she decided to peel herself from the floor and have a shower. Before she did, she peered out of the window, just to see if her neighbour would come and get her. Phew. No |
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Then, a knock sounded: Once, twice... thrice. It could only be one person. The door burst open in a shower of splinters, the force knocking a wide hole in the table, shattering the goldfish bowl and spilling cereal and beer bottles across the kitchen. The entree had long, dreadlocked hair, and a hook for his right hand. A stuffed parrot festered on his shoulder, surrounded by a swarm of disorientated flies. "Hello Mr Dep." muttered Diana. "Call me Johnny, miss!" he said with a wide grin. |
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